Examining published blooks to discover what makes for a blookable blog
and how you can turn your blog into a blook.

Writing Blog Transformation Publishing Blooks By Topic Series

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Gospel* - Author Jeremy Huggins

Jeremy Huggins was kind enough to write me about his blook.

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The blook is titled, simply, Gospel*. The asterisk is explained in my essay, the foreword, which I'll try to dig up and send to you. I didn't post the entries individually, but some of them have been
posted by their authors on their blogs. If I can find some links, I'll
send them on.

I used every response I received, though some of them required a bit more editing than others. I tried to edit as little as possible, though, as that seemed not-in-the-spirit of the project; the only real editing I did was mechanical and slightly stylistic--no content matter.

I sold all the copies, though I only made about 75 (I just ran out of time). I've had many requests since then, but I just haven't had time. As for other ways to have done it, the only thing I'd change is to provide more time; I think I could have received more entries had I done so, though I'm pretty happy with how it went. I would definitely do it again; the next project is to compile the photo project I did, though it's a bit less democratic than the Gospel* project (here's the link: [and on that page is a link to the explanation]).

Honestly, I don't think there's a market outside of the blog readers themselves. While in graduate school, I self-published a small journal called Ghetto Monk, and I ended up selling about 750 of those, a lot of those through word-of-mouth and handing-on and subsequent ordering. I do think the evangelical world is starving for writing that's respectful and thoughful and beautiful, so in that sense there's a market, but not in any real fiscal sense.

Be well, take care, and I'll send a writing sample on if I can find it.

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Jeremy sent the following photos. He has also transcribed and posted the foreword on his blog.




Trengganu - Blooked!

Sharon Bakar (Bibliobibuli) broke the news as far as I'm concerned: Trengganu - Blooked!

I predicted way back that with some of the freshest, most interesting Malaysian writing emerging on the blogs, and it was only a matter of time before publishers noticed.

Biggest congratulations to Awang Goneng whose forthcoming Growing Up in Trengganu (due to be released in a couple of weeks) is Malaysia's first blook (book based on a blog). Congrats to to Philip Tatham of Monsoon Books in Singapore for being so proactive and not waiting for printed manuscripts to hit his desk.

Bibliobibuli's (doesn't that just trip off your tongue?) alert commenters reminded her that Datuk Kadir Jasin, the Editor of Berita Harian, was actually the first. I like that Bakar pointed her readers in Novelr's direction with this comment:
"and one of the best sources of information on blooking is the novelr blog written by a young malaysian writer who is longing to blook his fiction. (i think he should blook his blog posts on blooking since this is the best blog on the subject i've come across!)" [I'm envious. Of course.]
In a book description of Growing Up in Trengganu at MPHonline.com I learned that Awang Goneng is a pseudonym for "Malaysia’s most-respected journalist in London, Wan Hulaimi." It also confirms that the book began life as a blog "until it was found to be too good to exist only in cyberspace."

Awang Goneng wrote:
"When the Growing Up In Trengganu postings moved to a new site dedicated exclusively to Trengganu, the pioneering blogs remained where it started. They are all reproduced here now — all 25 of them archived by months — so you'll be able to see how it all began just over 2 years ago."
I took a look at the earliest post and was surprised to see that the post included a photo. [I've recently been encouraged to do that with my online novel and can only say that I resisted (to myself) strenuously - blogs, yes - novels no.] But the effect is pleasant, even if he used the photo THREE times in that one post!

Goneng wrote in the "new" blog, Kecek-Kecek (On Trengganuspeak and the Spirit of Trengganu):
The book has been my top secret project this year, and even my better half Kak Teh only knew about it when the editing work was nearly done. My regular readers will know that Growing Up has been a regular and eccentric feature in my blog and if numbers are to be believed, the series has gone through many hundred thousand parts. But fear not, it is not coming out in many volumes but in just one small collection with cover design by a talented lady in Ireland, published by a small but reputable (and no doubt talented) publishing house in Singapore, and a cartoon of me on the writer's bio page was drawn by a talented but no small cartoonist called Lat; and it is even embellished with photographs sent in by readers from as far away as New York and Canada.
But the blook is not just the contents of the blog:
For the book I have re-written, re-honed and expanded or contracted parts of the original Growing Ups, and I have also, of course, corrected not a few solecisms and inappropriate acts. There is also a guide for the perplexed in the form of a short vocabulary of Trengganuspeak in the back of the book, so fear not.
In an interesting twist [how often does one get to hear from the spouse of the blooker?] Goneng wrote:
The idea of Growing Up in Trengganu being snuggled between covers was one that never really seriously crossed my mind, though I did — once or twice, in moments of fanciful thought — toy with publishing it myself. And then Monsoon books came in with an email asking if there's a book there: and of course there was, and so it now is.
His wife wrote about that email!
I will never forget the morning I woke up as Mrs Awang Goneng. I was checking my emails when I read one that addressed me as Mrs Awang Goneng as opposed to the usual Mrs Wan, telling me to forward the email to Mr Awang Goneng as the sender had not been able to reach him.

The sender was indeed someone from the publisher of the book, Growing Up in Trengganu and since the AG in question was busy typing on his PC behind me, I just forwarded the email to him. Life during the last few months had been like that – we sat back to back, each facing our own PC, forwarding and replying each other’s mails.

When AG (as he is now known among blogger friends) said GUIT was very much a top secret project, I can assure you that he was telling the truth. I was literally in the dark until only quite recently. I’d wake up to find him sitting in semi darkness typing away.

You'll love the photos of his "assistants", especially the sleeping proofreader.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Out of the Tunnel

Rachel North, author of Out of the Tunnel, is an extraordinary woman who by all accounts has written an extraordinary blook. Here's how her publisher, The Friday Project, describes her and it:

"Dramatic and traumatic, Rachel North skilfully and grippingly entwines the trauma of a vicious rape attack in 2002 and the unimaginable horror of being a passenger in the first carriage of the underground train that exploded at Kings Cross on 7 July 2005.

"... Remarkably, Rachel escaped without serious physical injury, but the images from the tunnel that day have remained seared in her memory. Rachel found therapy in writing about her ordeal and is author of a critically acclaimed blog, the content of which forms the basis of part of this book."

North herself further explains:

"I know why I wrote Out of the Tunnel. I wrote it because I was asked to write it. I wrote it because when I had PTSD the first time around, after the rape, I was frantic and desperate to find out what was happening to me, and to read the stories of other people who had lived through it. Accounts of violent sexual attacks by strangers, that's what I was looking for, then. Not really their graphic accounts of survival, but the aftermath. The days, the months, the years after, how they coped, what they felt, if they changed, if they healed. There weren't many books about afterwards, not back then." (June 18, 2007)

Writing

North began her blog July 08, 2005, "Kings Cross Bomb - my eyewitness account from the bombed carriage." Nearly two years later with her blook about to be published she wrote:

"Re-reading the proofs last week was almost more than I could stand. If it had not been for my publisher's patience, and the kindness of David, my agent, who lent me his office to work in, so I had space and peace, and a vase of spring flowers, so I could escape the demented cyber-bombardment and the loneliness of the cold empty flat, the book would never have been finished at all. It is all new content; the blog provided the notes, but it was written as a book, from scratch. Hard work." (June 18, 2007)

Lots of Money?

'But it will make you lots of money, eh?' people say next. Nope. In fact, my earnings have dropped by more than 80% since I took voluntary redundancy and became a writer. If I make any money on this book, I won't be paid it until March 2008. My redundancy money will have run out long before then. It's almost gone now. Big Fat Advance? Ho ho. Put it this way, if I hadn't taken redundancy there was no way I could have written the book. I would have run out of money after six weeks. And the book took quite a while longer to write than that.

Also see ...

I recommend reading the Guardian interview - being raped and bombed weren't the only traumas North endured. You might also want to read Girl Friday's tribute - what else can you call it? - to North: "Rachel had to revisit the horrors of the past few years in the writing of the book and it has been hard work. I have absolute admiration for her and am extremely proud to be publishing such an important book."

Pretty Punny, I thought

There's a line in Rachel North's blog that goes: "I spent the whole morning with Peter Zimonjic, who is writing a book about 7/7, Into the Darkness, (out in October)."

Americans on Britain

Here's a chicken-egg question for you: Which came first, the survey or the blook deal with The Friday Project? Simon Kerr, author of Americans on Britain, posted a zillion [well, I saw a handful] of press releases back in 2005, that encouraged Americans to participate in an online survey. Here's an egregious example from Onrec.com

Created by British writer Simon Kerr the “Americans on Britain” project taps into grass-roots opinion by establishing what ordinary citizens really think and believe about the ’Brits’.

In this groundbreaking venture Kerr is asking Americans to submit their innermost thoughts about Britain and the British to public scrutiny, and sparks are sure to fly. "We’ve already had some extraordinary comments," said Kerr, "ranging from rants on terrible British food to calls to get rid of the Royal Family."

All Americans are invited to access the project’s web site [site is down] and donate their thoughts and opinions – good and bad. The results of the project will be published in a book "Americans on Britain" due out next spring.

In addition to the chicken-egg question, is getting a blook deal really that easy?

Horton's Folly - In the Author's Own Words

I'm a firm believer in supporting other authors. So when I was asked to Digg Horton's Folly, I did so. Even though it meant registering with Digg ... which I had hitherto avoided doing! Ah me. However, it proved rather painless :-)

Unfortunately, the site for which I had cast my vote proved nearly impenetrable to me. This week I finally wrote to the author, Horton Carew (pseudonym) and said, "I would be happy to do a post about your fiction experiment if I had a clue as to what you're doing or attempting to do. I couldn't find a beginning to the story and couldn't figure out if I was meant to read the entries at random, by chance, or ???" [Sometimes I just need a little help, you know?] Here is the response.

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Hi Cheryl,

I think 'Horton's Folly' comes under the category 'blog fiction' - there are quite a lot of similar things out there. It isn't a novel published chapter-by-chapter which simply uses a blog template for ease of publishing - it's a little different. Basically, it's a diary from the point of view of a fictional character who keeps us updated about his day-to-day life. As such, these things tend to be quite episodic - little plot lines will spring up over a few days or weeks, develop, then play out or fizzle out - but 'blog fiction' tends to be more concerned with developing and playing about with the main character.

So the casual reader should treat such blog fiction exactly as a normal blog - you should be able to dip into it, pick up what the latest goings-on are by reading a few of the previous entries, then follow the blog over the next few days to find out what happens. Like all blogs, there's an archive so if you've liked what you've read, you can read through earlier entries. When you see it as basically a normal blog, it stops seeming complicated and labyrinthine, and just becomes messy and disjointed, like a normal blog.

My own should not be treated too seriously - it's meant to be silly, and will usually privilege a quick laugh over coherent plot development, so I think it's best read as a brief daily diversion.

There are plenty of similar types of blog around, so I'm not the only idiot wasting my time:
e.g. see Betsy’s Phony Bologna: exploring the world of fictional weblogs.

Cheers.
"Horton Carew"

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Thanks, Horton! I see that several of the "fictional weblogs" have been turned into blooks: Anonymous Lawyer, Belle de Jour, and Simon Of Space. When I have nothing else to do, I'll have to check out the rest and see if there are any more blooks hiding in there!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Quietly Sleeping for Home - DIY

I have no idea why the blog is titled "Jeremy Clive Huggins is sleeping for home." Or why the address is junkmail.chattablogs.com! What I do know is that the blog spawned a blook.

On October 26, 2004, the author posted that he had been reading a book called Joyful Noise: The New Testament Revisited, edited by Rick Moody and Darcey Steinke.

"They solicited writers of all backgrounds -— agnostics, atheists, old-time religionists, cultural critics, novelists, poets, essayists, spies -— to contribute an essay based on a text or passage from the New Testament, something that organizes or delimits or confuses or explains some aspect of their lives.
The author proposed that he do the same thing,
"collect short pieces - 200 to 2000 words -— using a phrase or verse or passage from the Gospels as the organizing thought for a short personal essay, or a poem if you must, and I don’t care whether you consider yourself a good writer or not; this is no competition, but a show of gratitude for what you all give me. If you’re an artist, I’d love a photocopiable drawing. I’d like to collect these (reserving the right for some minimal copy-editing) and put them together in something like a chap-book, depending on the number of responses. I’d like to do this over my Christmas break. I would like to make about 200 copies and sell them through the blog at a price that will cover only the copy and postage expenses. I would like more people to be amazed through amused at your writing, as I am.
In January he described what they would look like. [He promised a photo but I couldn't find one] "It's 4.25"x11", 23 single-spaced, double-sided pages. It has heft." Odd choice of dimensions. I chuckle as I try to imagine this very narrow, "hefty" tome of 23 pages. And he managed it rather cheaply: "My initial estimate is that after printing, materials, and shipping, they'll come out to around $3.50 a piece."

Unfortunately, the blook has no title or I'd include it in my index to blooks even though there were only 70+ [not 200] copies made.

UPDATE: the title is Gospel* - I'm adding it to the index!

Char Dog Collaboration - Chicago Writers Association

The Chicago Writers Association began a collaborative novel called Char Dog. The nifty thing about this is the way that it's presented on their website. Clicking on Chapter One takes you to a page that has a photo of that chapter's author, in this case Randy Richardson. Just below the headshot is a link to the PDF version of the chapter. Nice option! At the bottom of Ch. 1 is a link to Ch. 2. It's this ease of navigation that's missing with so many online novels - blogged or on a website.

I really like the idea of photos as part of the collaboration. The handle, the Great She Elephant, doesn't do much for me, nor does it inspire confidence that the blovel will be worth reading. However, the fact that legitimate writers took on the writing of Char Dog does. The following writers from the Chicago Writers Association took part: Randy Richardson, David Hanley, Jen Wilding, Nona Nolet, Diana Laskaris, Kevin Koperski, Jeanette Clinkunbroomer, and Walter McElligott. [I know some of these folks!]

I don't think the CWA novel is finished but but the last update to the page was a year ago. I double-checked "The Codfather - a novel about dodgy geysers" and it, too, appears to have been abandoned. One wonders why...

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Seniors Who Want to Write Memoirs

You heard it here first and I've had a devil of a time keeping quiet until it was official. Remember when I suggested [Write Your Life] that Marlys Marshall Styne's new blog had the looks of a blook about it? Well, the blook, entitled Seniorwriting: A Brief Guide for Seniors Who Want to Write, is due out any day now! Yippee! Congrats, Marlys.

I had written to her and told her about my idea that she should turn the blog into a blook. She was way, way ahead of me.

"Thanks for mentioning my blog. Actually, those ten assignments and examples are going into Part II of the book I have 3/4 finished,: Seniorwriting: a Brief Guide for Seniors who Want to Write. It's designed for senior and boomer non-writers who suddenly get the idea to write their life stories.

"It's nothing earth-shaking; the idea is to make the whole thing easy and non-technical and to convince seniors to share their stories with their children and grandchildren. I look upon it as an entertaining experiment. I dislike the rigid structures suggested by many of the memoir-writing guides on the market, but perhaps others don't. I guess I developed that dislike after observing the miserable results of the five-paragraph theme assignment I once taught my college freshmen (in the earlier years, not the later ones)."

Shameless Plug

Here's the link for the second book in my Senior Center Murder Series, Gold Medal Murder. It takes place at the Six County Senior Olympics and these old folks know a thing or two about games.

Codfather, geysers, blovel?

I'd like to make a, in my opinion, magnanimous offer, a concession if you will, regarding the application of the word blook. If you will give up referring to an online novel as a blook, calling it instead a blovel, I will support you. [Albeit reluctantly, I hate the word] If you do so, then the word blook will henceforth be reserved for online material published in dead tree format, a definition which I espouse. How's that for a deal?

What triggered all that? A collaborative novel being hyped as a blovel -- looks like hovel -- maybe that's part of its repugnance -- from a blog called "The Blovel." [What else?] It's subtitled: "The Codfather - a novel about dodgy geysers." I get the play on godfather, but aren't geysers those spouts of water like at Yellowstone National Park? Was geezers intended? [I write Geezer Lit so no offence taken]

Professor Batty at Flippism is the Key had this to say about the endeavor:

"Alda and her internet consortium are writing a "blovel"- which is actually pretty good so far. A mystery of sorts (of course it is- they're making it up as they go along!) with the main drawback being that the blog format makes it hard to read smoothly. I have seen sites with a "page-turning" effect, perhaps that will become a standard option in the Web 3.0."
I agree that it's a bit of a nuisance but not all that hard. They've done something terribly clever - they've given each chapter it's own label - sort of like a self-generating table of contents. Since I'm having trouble with a TOC on my WordPress blog, maybe I should consider this option! It would be nice, though, to have a link at the bottom of each chapter to the next :-)

Oh yes, there's a list of contributors, a list of characters, and a list of who's writing what.

Print, Play, or Punch

Bev Love at Books & Hooks & Sticks posted that she had printed her entire blog from September 2006 to June 26, 2007.

"I now know when projects were started and finished. Where the pictures of yarn purchases and usage are stored. WIP pictures of projects that are on hiatus; which I was so enthusiastic about when I cast on :} It is kind of funny to read what I have said since I started this blogging thing. Glad I ran back across that Shopping and Reviews post (or $$ not $$) and the Secret and Sockret Pal Swap swag. I have some yarn gifts stashed that I need to pull out, I have the perfect patterns for them. The best thing I got out of printing this blovel is that I will be able to get my info into Ravelry so much faster. I can copy all of the pictures to flicker and paste my comments and know exactly which posts to link to each project. I think I will also devise a set of Labels now and add them to the posts for future grouping. To the well organized mind, Ravelry is just another adventure." [Ravelry is a Knit & Crochet community - this may be what she's referring to]
The title of Bev's post was "Blog Binder," which intrigued me -- I'm always looking for new software to convert blogs to blooks! But a search didn't turn up any software. Does that mean she just queued it to the printer?

Your Host at Play

Periodically, I go back to check if the software that I've looked at has been updated. I also go back to Blog2Print -- essentially to play! I love to plug in my blog and see how much it would cost to have them make it into a blook. [It only works for Blogger blogs :-( ] This time, just for giggles, I only asked for two month's worth of posts, from August 1 to September 30. The softcover version would cost you $138.95. Of course, that's 200 posts, you understand :-)

Punching álà de-clutter it

Julie Bonner from declutter it guest-posted on Problogger and again I was fooled. The title,
"Keep Yourself Organized with a Blog Binder," carried those magic words. But alas. It's simply an article about how to organize your work BEFORE you blog. Binder is, well, a three-ring notebook, or binder :-) Oh, and the punch? If you see articles that you might want to reference later, she suggests you "print out the article, hole punch it and put it behind the correct divider."

BITE a blook!

I'm beginning to think of my brain as more than a bit "webby" than I ever did. I got to the Beer in the Evening (BITE) website and it instantly reminded me of a blook I did here early on, Not a Shot was Fired: Letters from the Christmas Truce 1914 by Alan Cleaver and Lesley Park. Their blook was a compilation of transcribed letters printed in UK regional papers that referenced the Christmas truce. If you take a look under "Pub Crawl Ideas" at BITE, you'll see a list that looks like this:

  • northern line (edgware branch) (done on 17-03-2001)
  • northern line (barnet branch) (done on 07-01-2001)
It would have been nice if Cleaver and Park had done something similar, marking the regions and towns that had been spoken for or finished, although they wouldn't have had nifty descriptions and photographs!

The popularity of the site is indicated in the sidebar:
During the last month:

59 pubs added to the site
photos added for 30 more pubs
3432 pub comments added by users
1030 new registered users
Anne Thorniley, who co-founded the website, served as editor of the blook published by The Friday Project. According to the BITE book page, the blook was "written by the people who know the pubs best: the patrons. ... We've distilled the best bits our thousands of users have to say about 250 pubs in London and condensed them into an offline companion to our site." Several criteria would have had to come into play, such as the geographic distribution and the quality of the writing.

Further on it says, "We'll also be picking a person at random from everyone who agreed to contribute to the book, who will win a free copy." Which indicates that after picking the "best bits," each author of that entry was contacted and permission obtained to use it in the blook.

In concept this is only slightly different than Russell Davies' Eggs, Bacon, Chips and Beans. The main difference being that Davies' made the journey solo.

Velcro Cows & Inflatable Geese

I hesitate to say it because I'm a big fan of blooks [no surprise there]. But, doggone it, what's happening at the self-appointed publishers of web content, The Friday Project?!! [see Bulwer-Lytton not-blook]

OTOH, I am absolutely captivated by the title Velcro Cows from author Martyn Warren. His second title, Inflatable Geese, also merited a chuckle. The story of these non-blooks, though, is best told through an email exchange I had with the author.


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Blooking Central: Hi. I have a blog about blooks, Blooking Central, so I keep a pretty close eye on what The Friday Project is doing and I see that your book, "Velcro Cows," will be released soon.

Blooks are normally defined as books based on blogs. However, the Lulu Blooker Prize competition uses a much looser definition which I subscribe to: "The content of your book must have been developed in a significant way online. This can range anywhere from an archive of your blog posts, reproduced verbatim, to general themes, research, or characters."

That said, will your book be a blook? If so, I would be happy to post about it.

Martyn Warren: Hello, thank you for the offer of publicity, however I'm not sure that my books fall under the catergory of blooks. This is because no part of them has ever been developed online, they actually derived from my second-year university project work (an Illustration degree). I do have a website ... which follows the same themes and styles of the books, but the website was developed as a response to the books, rather than the other way round, which I think the definition of blook implies.

Blooking Central: I don't wish to belabor the point, especially since you were kind enough to reply! At no point, not even while at university, were they ever posted online? I have stuff that I was required to post for my professors so that other students could critique! [Can you tell that I really, really wanted this to be a blook?]

If the answer is still no, then I am somewhat disappointed. The Friday Project makes such a deal out of being "the only publishing company that specialises in sourcing the brightest talent from the web and developing brilliant books from it." Maybe I should pop off an email to Clare. Are the inflatable geese yours, too? Did they appear online?

Martyn Warren: Hello again, no I'm afraid the images were never posted online, we had critiques and tutorials at uni and so i showed off the images in printed form. I know the Friday Project pride themselves on publishing the best from the web, but luckily for me they were open-minded enough to give me a shot, despite the fact I didn't have a blog or any online presence. Initially Clare said she did have a few reservations about my stuff having no on-line content, but she liked the books enough to go ahead with it anyway. I approached
The Friday Project not because of their internet-book reputation, but because a lot of their books were humerous and they seemed like quite an open-minded, experimental publisher. I know Clare would like me to
work on the online side of things more to support the books, which is why I'll be adding loads of additional content to the website (like animations and online Flash games).

Inflatable Geese is my book too, and that also never appeared online I'm afraid.

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Clare posted her version of the story on her Girl Friday blog:

"Martyn Warren, the genius behind these creations is a student illustrator who approached us last year with a hand-produced version of Velcro Cows. It was one of the most unusual books I had ever seen (particularly the special edition one with a Velcro cover and selection of Velcro attachments) and also one of the funniest. We signed it straight away, and when we asked Martyn if there were any other previously undiscovered species that he could write about we were lucky enough to find he had an Inflatable Goose up his sleeve."

Best of Bad Writing -- Bulwer-Lytton

Wow, if ever there was a possibility for a blook this is it! Imagine sponsoring a contest every year for the worst opening sentence, having ten thousand people enter, and then publishing a book of the winners. The
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
does just that, and has since 1982.

The following year:

Staley's press release drew immediate front-page coverage in cultural centers like Boston, Houston, and Miami. By the time the BLFC concluded with live announcement of the winner, Gail Cane, on CBS Morning News ... it had drawn coverage from Time, Smithsonian, People Magazine, The Wall Street Journal, The Manchester Guardian, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Australian Radio, and the BBC.
The best entries were published by Penguin Books, It Was a Dark and Stormy Night (1984). Penguin published the results for four more years. Then nothing.

Now, however, It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, is back in print under the auspices of The Friday Project. As you may remember, The Friday Project prides itself on being "the only publishing company that specialises in sourcing the brightest talent from the web and developing brilliant books from it." What I want to know is this, How does the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest qualify as a web-anything?

I'd love to see the entries posted online... but they aren't. Unless you count the snippets here and there, like this from the Wisconsin State Journal:

JUL 31, 2007

A 47-year-old Madison man whose blend of awkward syntax, imminent disaster and bathroom humor offends both good taste and the English language won an annual contest Monday that salutes bad writing.

Jim Gleeson beat out thousands of other prose manglers who entered San Jose State University's 2007 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest with this convoluted opening sentence to a nonexistent novel:

"Gerald began -- but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them "permanently" meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash -- to pee," Gleeson wrote.

So, is Dark and Stormy Night a blook? More than some that I've looked at that were entered into the Blooker Prize competition. But certainly much less of one than others that I've examined. It did have its genesis on the web. Is that enough?

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Homeless (and blookless) at NYU

Similar to Anya Peters' story (Abandoned, Harper Collins)- at least on the surface - is Homeless at NYU by Steve Stanzak. One headline from AP reads: "Homeless NYU student gets free dorm after living in library; NYU officials find 'Bobst Boy' Web site, give him free dorm."

The twenty-year-old student claimed that he couldn't pay the $1,000 housing deposit. Which, as any rational adult will tell you, means that he had no alternative but to sleep in the sub-basement of the library every night. And, of course, blog about it. Do we see the similarities with Peters yet?

In an article posted on an Ambrosia board John Beckman, an N.Y.U. spokesman is quoted as saying, "We took what he had to say at face value. ... It seemed the only appropriate course. I can't go into many details. But we have arranged for housing for him."

NYU may have taken Stanzak's word for his situation but writer Karen W. Arenson didn't. After describing him as "a creative writing major who made the dean's list last semester", she says:

"But if limited finances were the original reason that he took up residence in the library, he said he soon realized it could be a rich experience for his writing.

"As he put it on his Web site: 'I am a writer at heart, and go to N.Y.U. for creative writing, and this seemed like an experience I just couldn't pass up. I am an idealistic dreamer, and this seemed like something I could do, that would benefit me financially and creatively'."

Gawker predicted big things:
"Steve Stanzak, everyone's favorite homeless NYU student, hits the big time today. Profiled in the NYT, the student who spent most of the year sleeping in the Bobst library (yet somehow never felt compelled to jump to his death) has now been granted a dorm room. (Don't start lining up outside NYU for free housing, real homeless people. You aren't cute and you don't get good grades. Go back to your Washington Square park bench.)"
And if you can believe what you read at Wikipedia ("Bobst Boy"), there were big things: "His instant celebrity also resulted in a book deal and a movie deal, both of which are in development."

The AP story was from April 27, 2004. The Wikipedia article says that Stanzak "is currently attending Indiana University, pursuing a graduate degree in folklore which he began in fall of 2006." Since I can't find even a hint of the blook, I guess that it's still in development. I wonder what happened to the unnamed publisher's money.

Abandoned - Part Two

I wanted to look at the agent's role in bringing Anya Peters' blog into blook form. The BBC News reported: "This Wandering Scribe blog, which reported both the practicalities of homelessness and the emotional reaction to her circumstances, struck a chord with readers - with thousands following the diary.

"It also caught the attention of literary agent, Camilla Hornby at Curtis Brown, who contacted Anya to talk about the idea of a book about her life."

We'll get to what Hornby told the BBC after the Grumpy Old Bookman has his say:

"The agent for this deal is Camilla Hornby of Curtis Brown. And for those unfamiliar with the power structure of UK literary agencies, let me say that Curtis Brown is one of the two biggest and most powerful firms, and, on average, they accept as clients maybe 1 in 500 of those writers who approach them."
GOB looked for details on the blook deal and couldn't find any.
"[Publishers] Lunch does tell us, however, that Harper Thorsons got the book after an auction. Which means that there was competition from other publishers who could also smell money.

"Well, the very least that can be said is that it is surprising to find that an unknown, homeless writer is suddenly able to persuade one of the biggest and most powerful literary agents in town to take her on as a client. One wonders also what sort of a book proposal was cobbled together by this homeless person in order to persuade publishers to bid for it in competition against each other."

As if in answer to that last, this is what Hornby told the BBC:

"We're often approached by people with blogs, but they don't usually translate into a book. Here was an account of the everyday details of being homeless - and it was written in very beautiful prose, it inhabited another realm.

"I wanted to know more about the glimpses of her past life - and why this articulate woman was living in a car like this."

Oh yeah! Unh-hunh. I wonder why, too. May I suggest the stats from the BBC might have contributed? "The Wandering Scribe blog has averaged 11,000 readers per week since March. And the BBC News Magazine story about her clocked up more than 200,000 readers."
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Abandoned - Part One

In May of 2006 the BBC reported that a homeless woman who blogged about her experience had garnered a book deal with Harper Collins. The woman, a young woman, was Anya Peters. The blook she would eventually write was Abandoned: The True Story of a Little Girl Who Didn't Belong.

Being my usual skeptical self, I had reservations about the blook. The first thing that made me suspicious was the young age of the author and that homeless only lasted five months. Grumpy Old Bookman felt the same way about the blog:

June 27, 2006
Back in May I wrote a piece about WanderingScribe's blog: this is a blog written by a woman who professes to be be homeless.

I say professes because, having read the thing, I was just a tad sceptical about it. Was she, I wondered, a genuinely homeless woman? Or was she, perhaps, a clever author in search of a book deal? At the risk of doing the lady a severe injustice, I tended to the latter view.

It sounds even more plausible that the adventure had been planned when you read this excerpt from the BBC News: "Still living in her car, she found herself in the surreal position of being homeless and taking calls offering her book deals, with reports about her blog appearing in papers such as the New York Times and Le Monde."

Tale of Two Blogs

The animosity aroused by the original blog - WanderingScribe spawned a faux site also called Wandering Scribe but with the word "ego" in the address. Here are the headers for the two sites:

Original
Feb, 2006. For the past five months I have been living alone in a car at the edge of the woods — jobless and homeless and totally unable to find a way out of it. I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't scream loudly enough, alI I can do is write. So here I am laying down tracks...hopefully the start of an online paper trail out of here. (Started writing this blog-journal, at the beginning of February, 2006. So probably best to start reading, backwards, from there — in the Archives).


Faux
Wanderingscribe - The story of Anya Peters

Is Anya Peters a homeless person using technology to her advantage or just another con artist out to exploit people with her gimmick. Read the facts about Anya Peters and decide for yourself. New readers would be best advised to start at the beginning to acquant yourselves with the saga.
The second one carried this as the first post:

May 18, 2006
The initial posts in wanderingscribes blogs were concerned with the daily routine of being a homeless person. The basic necessities such as eating, sleeping, washing etc. The reason for the blog was given as wanting to make a record so that the author could try and rationalise how they were dealing with the situation and to act as a catharsis. The impression given was that it was a purely personal blog.

Strange then that something so personal should be touted by the author themself on other blogging forums, asking for visitors to come and look at the site and leave comments...

Could there be an ulterior motive?

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New Blook for Oenophiles

I don't know if Michigan wines have ever appeared on the Hip Tastes website for wine, or if sommelier Courtney Cochran even knows that there's an annual wine festival in Paw Paw. I do know that Cochran has had a bit more on her mind of late ... her blook, Hip Tastes: The Fresh Guide to Wine, has just been released!

A Viking promotional piece says that hiptastes.com gets 200,000 hits a month. That must have been what prompted Elisabeth Weed, then at Trident Media Group, to take Cochran on. That and this:

Courtney Cochran is a twenty-eight-year-old certified sommelier and the founder of Your Personal Sommelier, a company that provides personalized wine services to adventurous wine collectors, purveyors, and enthusiasts. Her Hip Tastes events offer stylish wine-themed events to twenty- and thirty-somethings in San Francisco. She also writes an online wine column. Courtney has been featured in Vogue, Daily Candy, BusinessWeek.com, and the San Francisco Chronicle. (Amazon).

Ronda Carman at "All the Best" asked Cochran about the book deal:

"I found a fabulous agent, Elisabeth Weed, and we worked together to hone my book proposal. She shopped it around, and we were lucky enough to catch the attention of Penguin’s Viking Studio imprint. I still can’t quite believe it’s all happened – it’s very surreal! While I love writing, penning an entire book is a lot different than writing a breezy 500-word piece like the articles I write as a columnist for Winecountry.com. When you’re writing a book it’s really hard to see the forest in the trees! Now that everything’s coming together – the chapters, the illustrations, the appendix, the cover art – it’s an incredible feeling."

The blog which began just two years ago is heavy on photographs. You can take a peek at the blook, including the interior, and see that the photos have been replaced in large part (if not entirely) by illustrations from Donna Mehalko.

I just want to mention that when Publishers Marketplace announced the blook deal, the working title was HIP TASTES: The Sophisticated Girl's Guide to Wine. Obviously replacing "Sophisticated Girl" with "Fresh" indicates a different target audience. Or does it?

Monday, October 1, 2007

Small Pieces Loosely Joined & Cluetrain

I was tracking down Small Pieces Loosely Joined (Perseus Books, 2001), billed as David Weinberger’s spiritual interpretation of the Internet. I arrived at the website which hypes the blook and joy! found that Weinberger had co-authored another blook called The Cluetrain Manifesto: The End of Business as Usual (Perseus Books, 2002).

According to the Flap Copy reproduced on the website:

"Weinberger introduces us to the denizens of this second world, people like .Zannah, whose online diary turns self-revelation into play; Tim Bray, whose map of the Web reveals what's at the heart of the new Web space; and Danny Yee and Claudiu Popa, part of the new breed of Web experts we trust despite their lack of obvious qualifications. Through these stories of life on the Web, an insightful take on some familiar--and some unfamiliar--Web sites, and a pervasive sense of humor, Weinberger is the first to put the Web into the social and intellectual context we need to begin assessing its true impact on our lives."
With these credits it's easy to understand how he was selected by Perseus:
David Weinberger is the publisher of JOHO (Journal of the Hyperlinked Organization). He is a commentator on National Public Radio's All Things Considered and a columnist for Darwin Magazine, KMWorld and Intranet Design Magazine. Co-author of the bestselling The Cluetrain Manifesto, he has written for a wide variety of publications, including Wired, The New York Times, and Smithsonian, and gives talks around the world on what the Web is doing to business.

The Cluetrain Manifesto

I'm not big on manifestos but I do like the word Cluetrain! Like Small Pieces, Cluetrain has its own website. And, similar to Martin Luther's points for debate, there are 95 theses listed on the site. Some are pretty scary - no wonder people endorsed them. Consider #69: "Maybe you're impressing your investors. Maybe you're impressing Wall Street. You're not impressing us." Or #83: "We want you to take 50 million of us as seriously as you take one reporter from The Wall Street Journal."

Here's what Weinberger says about the project:

"When we created Cluetrain.com in April, 1999, it kicked up some dust. A few thousand people signed their endorsement of the ideas. Lots of email, lots of press coverage. This is the site as it existed then. The conversations continue elsewhere. Please read and enjoy. But don't tap on the glass as it just annoys the animals."
It wasn't one of the theses, but I endorse the no-tapping policy!

Blubook - book and Bluetooth

Dragged, kicking & screaming into the future

Okay, I'm not quite the Luddite that my 85-year-old father is, but sometimes I'm a tiny bit slow to embrace new technologies. [Yes, I said a tiny bit. I do have a blog after all!] I could even get excited over the Carbondale After Blog blook which will consist of a pamphlet -- essentially -- and a CD.

However, over the weekend I read: "Lately, e-books can contain embedded videos and other fancyschmancy bling bling to win friends and influence people. With my e-book Zero to Superhero (also in "oldskool" paperback edition), I spelunk YouTube's awesome video archives and reference oddities and pearls of unconventional wisdom for added value." (Digital Evolution of Books). Eek! Worse, the article continues:

"Designed by Royal College of Art designer and engineer Manolis Kelaidis, the Blubook is the marriage of the physical and the digital, and is still very much cutting edge. It's a paper book with circuits embedded in each page and the text printed with conductive ink. When linked words on the page are touched, a processor in the back cover transmits a signal via Bluetooth to a nearby computer and displays the related information."
I'm not ready, I tell you. I'm not ready.

Diablo Cody - Pussy Ranch

I remember years ago when the film, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, came out and some folks were pretty shocked to see the word whore in the title. [I liked the film and can still sing many of Dolly Parton's songs from it!] Well, I confess that although that word didn't put me off, the title "Pussy Ranch" for a blog comes close to doing it. For me it ranks right up there with "Hot Chicks with Douche Bags." Call me old-fashioned and color me conservative.

The blook is Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper by Diablo Cody (Gotham, 2005). Entertainment Weekly outs the author as Brook Busey-Hunt. The Minnesota Daily gives us this description of how the blog came to be:

On top of her office job, Cody began her career in the sex industry, which led her from work as a stripper to a peepshow girl at Sex World to a phone-sex operator. With all her crazy customers as inspiration, Cody started the blog "Pussy Ranch" to vent her stories."

Diablo gives a detailed account of her blook deal:
"Two years ago, when I was working as a peep show girl and blogging daily about the pitfalls of masturbating in a booth for a living, I met Manager via a brief and professional e-mail. He'd discovered my blog, the Pussy Ranch, while surfing online. He told me he worked in Hollywood and wanted to know if I'd ever considered writing a screenplay. I hadn't, but I had written a slender, cynical memoir about my tenure in the sex industry. Though I anticipated an anticlimactic end to my correspondence with Manager, I mailed him my manuscript. This powerful stranger in California pulled strings accordingly, and before my eyes could even adjust to the blinding light of salvation, I had a six-figure book advance, an agent, an attorney, and, of course, Manager."

The Minnesota Daily goes on to note that Diablo wrote a story, "Juno," which was supposed to begin filming in May (2006). [It didn't.] "On top of that, Cody has a two-script deal with Warner Bros. and is working on a pilot for a TV show set in Minneapolis."

God forbid that I should say, "Go thou and do likewise." But I will give you this quote from Diable which appeals to me: "These children are cherry tomatoes and the rest of us are medi-okra."

4th Month in Review

Last month Anniemac and I put together her blook of garden photos. For anyone wondering, I have not listed it in the index to blooks ... yet. We're pretty sure it's going to undergo several iterations and maybe transformations before it settles down!

But here's what I did last month at Blooking Central:

Series

Lulu Blooker Prize Competition Judges:
I'm aware that two does not a series make but a series was intended! ... Julie Powell and Nick Cohen.

Russian Blook Series:

Comics:

Dada Alphabet and Dada Detective, Dinosaur Comic, Ambidextrous I & II, and Mojo the Sock Monkey.

Gleanings:
(from blog! by David Kline and Dan Burstein)


Blooks

Lupetta -•- Midday Crisis (Krizis Poludnya) -•- Demon Wife Diaries -•- The Dada Alphabet: An Absurdist's Illustrated Primer -•- The Dada Detective -•- Crazy Aunt Purl’s Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair: The True-life Misadventures of a Slightly Neurotic 30-something Who Learned to Knit After He Split -•- Demeter and her Daughters -•- Strachans on the Prairie -•- Valier Seasons -•- Dinosaur Comics: Huge Eyes, Beaks, Intelligence, and Ambition -•- The Best of Dinosaur Comics: 2003-2005 AD -•- Ambidextrous: Collection I -•- Ambidextrous: Collection II -•- Twelve Blackfeet Stories -•- The Greatest Freelance Writing Tips in the World -•- Surviving Paradise -•- Time Off For Good Behavior -•- Never Threaten To Eat Your Co-Workers: Best of Blogs -•- BreakupBabe: A Novel -•- In Stitches: The Highs and Lows of an A&E Doctor -•- One Red Paperclip -•- The Everything Blogging Book: Publish Your Ideas, Get Feedback, And Create Your Own Worldwide Network -•- The Very Best Weblog Writing Ever By Anyone Anywhere In The Whole Wide World -•- Stone Cold Guilty - The People v. Scott Lee Peterson -•- Edge of Paradise -•- It is just you; not everything's shit -•- Teen Angst Poetry: An Anthology of the Worst Poetry Ever Written -•- Rebirth -•- Mojo the Sock Monkey

There was no title for a macho cookbook by Russian author Stalik Khankishiyev :-(

Blooks-to-be


Letters from Authors

This month the authors were quiet. I only had four letters:
Kevin Cornell; Ryan North; Ray Rhamey; and Michael Perkins.

Candid comments from Kevin Cornell

First off, we need to add Mojo the Sock Monkey to our list of blooks from Kevin Cornell. Cornell says, "The character originated on my blog - but the blook contains comics that don't appear on my blog." Which fits exactly with the definition of blook that I use here at Blooking Central. I know you're curious so here's the scoop on Mojo: "It's Mojo the Sock Monkey in his first narrative tale — The Story of Eh! Follow him through the crushing desperation of joblessness, to the laugh-a-minute fun of unemployment" (Lulu Description).


I did ask about The Wippins Campaign, which has also been published, but did not appear to be a blook. I was correct. Cornell wrote, "Well, I never posted any of the panels online. So it's not really an online comic." [So not a blook]

Second, since Ryan North (Dinosaur Comics) was kind enough to share his thoughts about the expense of printing comics in color, I thought I'd include this from Cornell's blog:

Webcomics in Print
"Although in colour, the comics are indeed just plain black and white (with an added red scarf thrown in). I think it saves it well to have it just black and white with fantastic colour for the titles, because sometimes adding colour makes the comic feel less what you want it to be, and Mojo is definitely what I want it to be."
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Q & A with Cornell

BC: Why did you create the blooks?

KC: Well, for years I worked as a web designer. So naturally I set up a blog before I started dabbling in publishing :D

BC: Did someone suggest publishing?

KC: A couple people suggested I put a book together -- though it wasn't cost-feasible really until I found an on-demand publisher.

BC: Was blooking just a natural extension of what you were doing? I already wrote [see previous post] that you had always wanted to do a book -- does having a book somehow validate what you do?


KC: Hmmm -- I think for some people it does. People tend to take you more seriously when they see you've been published. Of course, with an on-demand publisher, ANYONE can be published, so it loses some of it's
legitimacy. But, for my own satisfaction, I try to produce every book with the care and attention to detail that I'd put into something I was trying to get published through traditional channels.

There's also something satisfying about having your work exist in the REAL world. I often get a bit panicked when I think that the majority of my life's work only exists as electronic signals on an expensive box. The fact that I have a respectable amount of worked preserved in print makes me feel a little better :D



BC: What can you tell me about the Blooker competition? How did you hear about it? What was it like to be a finalist? - I'm guessing that you are still reaping benefits from all the articles carrying your name and
other info as well as all the links.



KC: Well, there's been some residual benefits. Apparently, I missed this year's competition, which I was a little frustrated about - I would have submitted SOMETHING. Initially, one of the Lulu staff brought it to my attention. I thought - "What the hell? Why not?" and submitted Ambidextrous thusly. And luckily it got noticed, which was flattering.

BC: What advice would you have for an artist with a successful comic blog/site as far as producing a blook?

KC: I would advise them to take a look at already published books, and try and learn how to work in that different format. I think many online artists don't understand the inherent difference in designing for print vs. designing for web, and in the end it can make their final piece appear less-than-professional. I'd also advise them to make sure their currently creating their comics to be posted online at a print resolution (300 dpi) so that down the line they CAN translate those comics to print and have them still look good.



BC: What kinds of things should they take into consideration, how to market it, etc.?

KC: Luckily, for someone who's already got a website in place, it's much easier to market the book than it would be for someone who creates a book and then needs to market it. My own site was already a pretty
established selling tool, with enough of an audience that there was a demand for a book.

Other channels that authors can traditionally try and go down would be getting reviews in local papers, or perhaps even setting up some kind of consignment deal with local book shops. These routes require much
more footwork than building a website, but you're going to definitely reach an audience you may not been able to previously.

BC: The Ambidextrous blooks are both black and white. What about Mojo and Wippins?


KC: Mojo is in color, and The Wippins Campaign is black & white (though in a comic format).

BC: I ask because I posted about Ryan North and he said the only way he could afford color was that the publisher cut him a deal. How big a factor is color?

KC: It's MUCH more expensive, even though the perceived value of the books is pretty much the same to most consumers. On Mojo books, I make very little profit, since so much of it's cost goes into production. Ambidextrous has a much higher profit margin - yet if I were to charge less for Ambidextrous, it would probably scare off a lot of consumers, thinking that if it was so "cheap" it must be bad. And if I charged more for Mojo, consumers would think that it costs WAY too much. It's an unfortunate situation, but it makes sense that color should be more expensive.

The most viable option for having color, yet keeping costs down would probably be to find a traditional printer who can do a two-color, or three-color run - but then you have to purchase a bulk shipment, and
you lose the convenience of going through an on-demand printer.

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My thanks to Cornell for his candid comments. And good luck in this year's Blooker Competition!

VirtualDayz

Elayne Zalis announced Saturday that she's "finished editing the second edition of VirtualDayz: Remediated Visions & Digital Memories, the fourth book in the collection [she's] calling Recycled Memories: A Multimedia Quartet.

I need to remedy my earlier oversight and will now list VirtualDayz in the index to blooks.